Presenter - Well, well I just was strolling about when I started thinking about something in my mind for ages. So, tell me who has never happened to have been so flattered by some friend, relative, known or even unknown person and was only bad intentioned?
Hey! So today I am here to reproach you, because I know, and better than everybody else, you are so proud. Yes, yes, what you hear! Anyway, so that this won´t happen to you, I’ll tell you a story called ‘The Vixen and the Raven’. I guess you know what it’s about but it is better that you yourselves watch it though.
Enters the Vixen dressed up according to her name and looks at the Raven up on a tree.
Vixen - Oh my God! But look. It’s Mr Raven! I’ve been hoping to know you for such a long time. And see your eyes, so black and so bright that leaves the contrast of the new full HD televisions in the shade. And what about your beak! Now I realize it is pinky-coloured, similar to smoked salmon. How about your feathers! Softer than Angelina Jollie and Nicole Kidman’s legs at the same time! And what can I say about that length and strength, which reach the ground (Sigh) I could never see such legs. And I’m so sure that your voice, your voice, your amazing voice challenges Pavarotti’s himself.
Narrator -And the Raven, excited about the flattering and realizing that the Vixen really admired him got determined to sing a beautiful song... (The Raven sings) and, slap! He dropped the cheese in the ground and the Vixen quickly took it away.
Presenter - And that’s the end of the story. In the end things didn’t turn out to be like the Raven thought, hey! Well, I hope you have enjoyed this play and may you have learnt your lesson. Goodbye
